scaredy( 二 ) _生活百科

A few items Scaredy Squirrel needs to make the Perfect Friend:
lemon, name tag, mittens, comb, morror, air freshener, toothbrush, chew toy.
How to make the Perfect First Impression:
prepare freshly squeezed lemonade
tame bad hair
brush teeth thoroughly and practice smile (check for nutty breath and food caught between teeth)
make sure name tag is visible
wear mittens to hide sweaty paws
use pine scent to smell delightful
follow the Perfect Plan

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接下來Scaredy Squirrel要準備些交朋友必備法寶：
檸檬、名字牌、手套、梳子、鏡子、空氣清新劑、牙刷、咀嚼玩具。
那要怎么用這些東西打造完美第一印象呢：
榨好檸檬汁
梳好頭發
刷好牙并且練習好微笑（注意有沒有口氣、牙縫里有沒有東西）
檢查名字片
戴上手套藏住汗手
拿出松樹味空氣清新劑
執行完美計劃！

The Perfect Plan
Step 1: Toss down chew toy to distract biters
Step 2: Use mirror to check hair and teeth
Step 3: Run to fountain
Step 4: Point to name tag and smile
Step 5: Offer lemonade
Step 6: Make the Perfect Friend
BUT let's say, just for example, that Scaredy Squirrel DID come face to face with a potential biter. He knows exactly what NOT to do...

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上完美計劃！
第一步：扔出咀嚼玩具把咬人的家伙們吸引走
第二步：照鏡子檢查頭發和牙齒
第三步：跑向噴泉
第四步：指出名字片并微笑
第五步：拿出檸檬水
第六步：交到完美朋友
（看見地圖了么？在這一過程中，千萬要小心不要和兔子說話，離食人魚遠點，小心海象，避開海貍，當然還有哥斯拉！）
不過，咱們假設、萬一松鼠遇到了咬人的家伙要怎么辦呢？

DO NOT show fear.
DO NOT show your fingers.
DO NOT make eye contact.
DO NOT make any loud noises.
If all else fails, PLAY DEAD...
And hand over at the Test.

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不要膽怯。
不要露手指。
不要眼神接觸。
不過發出噪音。
要是以上均失敗，假死。。。
并遞上危險測試單。
（這份危險測試單教科書般詳細地評估了對方的咬人指數。。。）

With every detail under control, Scaredy Squirrel puts the plan into action.
First he tosses the chew toy.
Then he heads down the tree.
Everything is perfect until he hears a strange sound coming from behind: SQUEEEAK!
And he realizes...

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好啦，一切盡在掌握，可以付諸實踐了。
首先丟出咀嚼玩具。
然后下樹。
一切完美，些時卻聽得身后一聲奇怪的聲音：吱！
他發現。。。

It's a dog!
This was NOT part of the plan!

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原來是一只狗！
這不在計劃方案里啊！

The dog chases Scaredy around the bush... around the fountain... and around in circles... until Scaredy Squirrel...

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小狗追逐著小松鼠到了灌木叢。。。繞過噴泉。。。打圈圈。。。直到小松鼠。。。

Plays DEAD.
30 minutes later
1 hour later
2 hours later
After all this time Scaredy Squirrel realizes that the dog doesn't want to bite him...